WC-APP-001
The (not set) Tee
Two words, one parenthesis pair, and the quiet devastation of a dimension that was never going to resolve.
$38.00
WC-APP-002
The UTM-Tagged Tee
A garment that finally closes the attribution loop on garments. Wearing it in public is a measurable acquisition channel.
$42.00
WC-APP-003
The Pipeline Is Fine
Understated typography. One very small flame, bottom right, easily missed until someone is standing close enough to have already asked.
$38.00
WC-DRK-001
At Least Once Delivery
A mug that guarantees your coffee arrives. Possibly several times. Idempotency is your responsibility, as it always was.
$26.00
WC-DRK-002
It Works In DebugView
The measurement profession's answer to "works on my machine", and about as reassuring to the person asking.
$26.00
WC-DRK-003
NULL Is Not Zero
Three characters that have prevented more bad dashboards than any governance policy ever written.
$24.00
WC-POL-001
Event Taxonomy Sticky Pads
Yellow pads pre-printed with the four fields every event needs. The only item in this store that is a genuine working tool wearing a joke as a disguise.
$18.00
WC-POL-002
Context Window Exceeded
A dot-grid notebook whose title becomes accurate at precisely the moment you reach the last page.
$22.00
WC-POL-003
SELECT * FROM regrets
Vinyl, matte, unreasonably well set. No WHERE clause, because there never is one when it matters.
$6.00
WC-POL-004
Stochastic Parrot Pin
Hard enamel, bronze plating, one parrot. Wear it sincerely or ironically; nobody will be able to tell, which is the point.
$14.00
WC-POL-005
Sample Ratio Mismatch
The two words that invalidate a quarter of work and the fortnight of meetings that follow them.
$6.00
WC-POL-006
PII-Free Tote
Heavy cotton. Carries groceries, laptops, and a compliance claim that is, for once, completely verifiable.
$20.00