03 // POLYGRAPHY
Polygraphy
Paper goods for people who design event schemas on sticky notes. Some of it is a joke. Some of it is a working tool. One is both.
WC-POL-001
Event Taxonomy Sticky Pads
Yellow pads pre-printed with the four fields every event needs. The only item in this store that is a genuine working tool wearing a joke as a disguise.
$18.00
WC-POL-002
Context Window Exceeded
A dot-grid notebook whose title becomes accurate at precisely the moment you reach the last page.
$22.00
WC-POL-003
SELECT * FROM regrets
Vinyl, matte, unreasonably well set. No WHERE clause, because there never is one when it matters.
$6.00
WC-POL-004
Stochastic Parrot Pin
Hard enamel, bronze plating, one parrot. Wear it sincerely or ironically; nobody will be able to tell, which is the point.
$14.00
WC-POL-005
Sample Ratio Mismatch
The two words that invalidate a quarter of work and the fortnight of meetings that follow them.
$6.00
WC-POL-006
PII-Free Tote
Heavy cotton. Carries groceries, laptops, and a compliance claim that is, for once, completely verifiable.
$20.00