WC-DRK-001
At Least Once Delivery
A mug that guarantees your coffee arrives. Possibly several times. Idempotency is your responsibility, as it always was.
$26.00
The detail
Holds 340ml per delivery. No upper bound on deliveries. The joke completes on the third refill, which is roughly when the guarantee stops being funny and starts being a description of your morning.
Who gets it
Anyone who has deduplicated a message queue at 2am
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