WC-APP-001
The (not set) Tee
Two words, one parenthesis pair, and the quiet devastation of a dimension that was never going to resolve.
$38.00
Size
The detail
Set in Manrope at a size that implies confidence the underlying data does not have. Nobody outside the profession will ask about it. Everybody inside it will make the same face.
Who gets it
Anyone who has opened a GA4 report
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