WC-APP-003
The Pipeline Is Fine
Understated typography. One very small flame, bottom right, easily missed until someone is standing close enough to have already asked.
$38.00
Size
The detail
The flame is 6mm. This is deliberate. A large flame would be a joke about incidents; a small one is a joke about denial, which is funnier and more accurate.
Who gets it
Data engineers, on-call, currently lying
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